Marta was the first person I met on tumblr, and also Polish, which made her immedietely my first tumblr crush. Right now, she’s responsible for every new music addiction I have and a good half of shows I watch (eg. Doctor Who, Luther), and for making my dash dirty, naughty and kinky. Oh, and if you look for somebody obsessed with Alex Kingston’s boobs, you found your girl.
Marta’s right hand in the noble task of spicing up my life is Tanja, who’s one of the coolest person I met. She has a very successful love affair with Photoshop, although she sometimes cheats on him with Word, whenever she feels it’d be great to make us, mere mortals, cry over the things she writes.
Don’t make me explain what I feel for Cynthia. If I could, I’d be on my way to Cynthia right now. It’s not often you meet somebody that you feel you can say everything to. I was lucky to find her. Both her and Lamorna, who is the first person I truly befriended here and opened up to, have helped me enormously during the most difficult moments of my life. I love them both more than I can describe.
I keep wishing I could get drunk with Julie. I have a not-so-secret feeling we would destroy this planet if we did. Julie’s also the best companion for late-at-night, personal talks about sex.
Charlotte is a magical creature, who knows my thoughts before I express them. She’s also a ridiculously talented writer and has a really good heart, just like this. She’s selfless and helpful and always concerned about you. Everybody should have Charlotte in their lives, basically.
When I joined the Evil Regals, I made Raee my personal Queen of OUAT fandom. Nothing has changed since then. Just, just check her blog out! There’s no way you’re not going to fall for this girl and her enthusiasm. Oh, she also believes in expressivness of the tags, so, you know, more bonus points.
If I were French, I’d have been Carole, because then she could go back to where her true place is, which is in Arthurian legends. This girl has given her soul to witches, and dragons, and sorcery. And in the brief times she’s back with the rest of us, she makes gorgeous gifs and edits of Katie Mcgrath (because, let’s face it, she’s gorgeous).
Alwine is an idiot with whom I share my brain and who constantly produces or reblogs things that make me want to cry my eyes out. The problem I have with Alwine is that I truly love her, so I self-punish myself by spending half of my life on her blog. And try to repay her by spamming her askbox with ASOIAF feels.
Lee is my self-named Momma. She’s also so British I want to kidnap her and hide her in my room and feed her with tea and biscuits and never let go. Oh, and she loves older women more than she loves younger women. Which makes us two (or three, because JULIE!).
And Deia is Portuguese, which is close enough to Italian (and, actually, for half of the time I’ve known her I was sure she’s Italian). She’s also very articulate and expressive and doesn’t mind having long discussions with an overusage of caps lock. This is why she’s great. This, and Polly Walker.
